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14 | 1 | "The Currency of Doubt" | Christian Roman | Madellaine Paxson | September 20, 2003 (2003-09-20) |
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Tina and Toby are the stars of the school at both dancing and smoit-collecting. Smoits are tokens found on dairy bars and packets of chips used to buy basically anything a kid could want once enough of them are saved up. The smoit stash goes missing, and Fillmore and Ingrid go undercover in X's steamy underground casino scene. They discover Toby's gambling debts, and he becomes the prime suspect, which destroys his dance partnership with Tina, but the case is not as simple as it appears. Meanwhile, Fillmore is having a little too much trouble obsessing over his damaged sash (that is, until it dissolves in a vat of chili). Guest starring Jason Fuchs Parodied crimes: theft and illegal gambling |
15 | 2 | "The Shreds Fell like Snowflakes" | Christian Roman | Matthew Negrete | September 27, 2003 (2003-09-27) |
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Vallejo's nearing his second term test for Junior Commissioner, and in the meantime, a crime crops up involving 'The Shredder'- an anonymous criminal who shreds people's pet projects. The catch is that not a single one of the victims saw the Shredder's face. This seems like a job for Vallejo's old profiler partner, Frank Bishop, who was driven from the Safety Patrol in disgrace (due to a threatened lawsuit against the school by parents whose son was caught doing a game scam by being stopped by Frank with gazpacho, which the boy was allergic to). He deduces that the Shredder is hitting students from the Drama Club in alphabetical order – and his own sister, Francine, is next on the list, but these shredding incidents are not all they appear to be. Guest starring Mae Whitman and Kyle Gass Parodied crimes: police brutality, serial killing, and conspiracy |
16 | 3 | "Foes Don't Forgive" | Christian Roman | Matthew Negrete | October 4, 2003 (2003-10-04) |
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Reformed thug Linus Santiago impresses the crowd at the X Middle School Talent Show with his magic act, but his disappearing trick with Dewey Hubble's robotic dog Barcode goes horribly wrong – it will not reappear. Santiago refuses to tell the Safety Patrol how he did the trick due to the Magician's Code, but by doing so, he makes himself the prime suspect. Dewey is anxious to get it back as it is a stepping stone to getting a real dog; when Barcode's collar is found in the lake, all hope could be lost – for both Dewey and Santiago. Parodied crimes: kidnapping |
17 | 4 | "South of Friendship, North of Honor" | Christian Roman | Madellaine Paxson | October 11, 2003 (2003-10-11) |
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Spring Break has arrived, so Fillmore is taking the time to visit his former partner, Wayne Liggett. In Wayne's new school, something about the Safety Patrol stinks – so much that Wayne's partner Emily had to quit. The prize pralines of the school have been stolen, and the prime suspect is Patrol Sheriff Thrift – who just so happens to be the son of their principal. Guest starring Thomas Dekker and R. Lee Ermey Parodied crimes: police corruption |
18 | 5 | "Immune to All but Justice" | Christian Roman | Eddie Guzelian | October 18, 2003 (2003-10-18) |
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X Middle School has become obsessed with Canada – and the ambassador's son is staying over, along with his assistant Penny Madrid, who happens to be an old partner in crime with Fillmore. Winston Kotter, the Canadian ambassador, turned Penny around just as the Safety Patrol turned Fillmore around – but Fillmore cannot help but suspect something is up, especially as a huge supply of counterfeit baseball cards appear. For Fillmore's dismay, Winston has full diplomatic immunity and plans to pin the crime on Penny. Without the power to officially apprehend him, Fillmore and the Safety Patrol do not know what to do. Guest starring Francesca Marie Smith Parodied crimes: counterfeiting and abuse of diplomatic immunity. |
19 | 6 | "The Nineteenth Hole is a Shallow Grave" | Christian Roman | Scott M. Gimple | November 1, 2003 (2003-11-01) |
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Something is down at the X Middle School Open – professional golfers are failing at games, and foul play is suspected. Normally, Fillmore would be eager for an undercover job like this, but something in his past – something involving mini-golf – is making him hesitate. Guest starring Thomas Dekker Parodied crimes: bribery, intimidation, match fixing, and point shaving |
20 | 7 | "Links in a Chain of Honor" | Christian Roman | John Cervenka & Sean Whalen | November 8, 2003 (2003-11-08) |
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Rookie Officer Peter Chestnut is the latest of four brothers to join the Safety Patrol. He has a lot to live up to – his older brother Robert was a highly decorated Safety Patroller and is now the Student Council President. When a shipment of stolen X Middle School foam spirit lobster claws is tracked back to also-ran Oscar Mabini, it looks like Peter has closed his first case, but all is not what it seems, and family honor has everything to do with it. Parodied crimes: theft and bribery |
21 | 8 | "The Unseen Reflection" | Christian Roman | Madellaine Paxson | November 15, 2003 (2003-11-15) |
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Vampirita, a series of novels about an astronaut vampire, has attracted a huge following at X – and none more so that Torrey and Terri. The next installment of the series will be released in a fortnight, and until then, fans can audition to star in the next book. Terri and Torrey start to build projects to win the auditions, but every time one is finished, it gets sabotaged. Naturally, the main suspects are two members of a rival novel's fanclub – TQ, a mysterious and riddle-talking guy with an affinity for multicultural cuisine, and Trace, a girl who never seems to be happy with the color of her hair, but evidence points to neither. It must be determined who could have enough knowledge about the projects to find the perfect way to sabotage them. Guest starring Olivia Hack, Tanya Roberts, and Steven Weber Parodied crimes: sabotage, religious bigotry (between rival fanclubs) |
22 | 9 | "Codename: Electric Haircut" | Christian Roman | Matthew Negrete | January 2, 2004 (2004-01-02) |
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Fillmore and Ingrid have to investigate the mysterious vanishing of a student named Alexis, only to find that all records of her have vanished from the school, and she has even been taken out of pictures. At the same time someone is working on a computer virus called Electric Haircut which could cause some major reputation damage to the popular students. Meanwhile, Vallejo deals with his hot cocoa intake, a spoof of police officers' caffeine addiction. Guest starring Hayden Panettiere, Raven-Symoné, Vincent Pastore, and Michael Welch Parodied crimes: missing persons and computer viruses (parody of The Net) |
23 | 10 | "Play On, Maestro, Play On" | Christian Roman | Laura McCreary & Mark Myers | January 9, 2004 (2004-01-09) |
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The Ultrabox, the hottest new game system on the market, makes its debut at X, and everyone wants one – including "The Maestro", a gaming mastermind who will stop at nothing to get it. Fillmore and Ingrid track him down, but the Ultrabox is stolen while he is in custody. It looks like a copycat is on the loose, but there is more to this case than meets the eye. Parodied crimes: theft, vandalism, and copycat crime |
24 | 11 | "This Saviour, a Snitch" | Christian Roman | Christian Roman | January 16, 2004 (2004-01-16) |
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Facing expulsion under Principal Folsom's new 'Three Strikes, You're Expelled' rule, Fillmore must protect the only person that can clear his name to a crime he has been framed for: the destruction of a giant Folsom statue made out of 12,000 pieces of macaroni. Parodied crimes: The controversial three-strikes law, Code of Silence, extortion, and frameup |
25 | 12 | "A Dark Score Evened" | Christian Roman | Julie DuFineAmanda Rudolph and Matthew Negrete | January 23, 2004 (2004-01-23) |
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Four victims and four bullies: Rochelle and Bryan who physically bully Wilbur and Grover, and Fiona and Horace who verbally bully Becca and Stella. Someone can no longer stand people being made to feel helpless and scared and is targeting each victim's bully in turn. Despite not wanting to help bullies, Fillmore sets up a bodyguard system for some of the bullies and starts to work on who would want to have scared the bullies so much. The main suspects are obviously the four victims, but the victim of each bully has an alibi for when their tormentor was terrorized. Guest starring Noel Fisher, A. J. Trauth Parodied crimes: Vigilantism |
26 | 13 | "Field Trip of the Just" | Christian Roman | Keith Blocker and Matthew Negrete | January 30, 2004 (2004-01-30) |
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Guildenstern, the Science Department's tarantula mascot, has been poisoned, and the prime suspect, Eric Orben, has escaped into the city. Fillmore is given authority to go out into town and catch Eric, but he has to contend with a relentless opponent from his bad-boy past and a case that is not as obvious as it seems. Guest starring Raven-Symoné, Ajay Naidu, and Steve Carell Parodied crimes: attempted murder and cover-up |