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<h2 id="characters">Characters</h2> <h3>Kelley family</h3> <ul><li>Ian James Kelley (voiced by <a href="/facts/Richard_Ian_Cox/UuaMegQp">Richard Ian Cox</a>) is the <a href="/facts/Protagonist/LD8eN0Pr">protagonist</a> of the series. Ian Kelley aspires to become a filmmaker. Unfortunately, his family is mostly indifferent towards his creative streak, which is a constant source of frustration for him. Ian is intelligent, if somewhat naive, he has a very large imagination, and often gets lost in daydreams (many of which are parodies of famous films). His ultimate dream is to win an Academy Award, to the point that he constantly practices his acceptance speech, just so he will not be caught speechless if and when it ever does happen. Aside from this, Ian is a typical sitcom child; most plots involve him either failing at an elaborate scheme or trying desperately to survive in a world that does not seem to fit his ideals. Ian's middle name is a reference to Ian James Corlett (whom he is based on). He has a little crush on Sandi as seen in various animated thoughts, but in some episodes Grace (An Asian girl who has a crush on him as well).</li> <li>Kenneth "Ken" Kelley (voiced by <a href="/facts/Louis_Chirillo/zIAEypD1">Louis Chirillo</a>) is Ian's father. He owns Kelley's Keyboards, a local music store. Ken, while a loving husband and father, is somewhat clueless, easily distracted, and chronically uncool. While he tries his best to keep his household in check, every member of his family knows exactly how to get their way with him. Ken is chronically dependent on his wife to keep his life in check; when she temporarily left him, it only took a few days for him to regress to a neanderthal. When he was younger, Ken dreamed of becoming a recording star and showing up to all of the "cool" kids who snubbed him. However, his recording career ended the same day it began, as the only song he played was "<a href="/facts/I%2527s_the_B%2527y/vveb9f5W">I's the B'y</a>". While often used for comic relief, Ken can be a sympathetic character, especially when he seems aware of how uncool he is. Ken is a workaholic and has a very gung-ho attitude towards volunteer service, seemingly oblivious to the fact that his sons do not share his attitude. His catchphrase is "Holy moly, ravioli!".</li> <li>Victoria "Vicky" Kelley (née Menske) (voiced by <a href="/facts/Patricia_Drake/1hk4Pj6j">Patricia Drake</a>) is Ian's mother from <a href="/facts/Poland/eXJ7fd0D">Poland</a>. She is a kind, loving, and good-hearted, but short-tempered and stubborn mother. She divides her time as a homemaker and helping Ken run the music store. While she loves her husband and sons very dearly, they all have a good reason to fear her wrath. While she usually is the most level-headed member of the family, Vicki can be surprisingly petty and selfish when she does not get her own way. She also constantly annoys her family with odd obsessions she develops (collector's spoons, organic food, deformed animals, etc.), to the point of being oblivious to anything else. Usually her husband and sons are at her wrath, while she is proud of their achievements and they care about each other.</li> <li>Kyle Kelley (voiced by <a href="/facts/Ty_Olsson/2zEuvb3u">Ty Olsson</a>) is Ian's brother and the oldest child of the three. He isn't stupid so much as lazy; he knows how to get his way around the house, and sees no reason to put any real effort into anything. Unknown to most, he is actually very intelligent; he is able to spell highly difficult words with ease, can perform complex mathematical equations in his head, and can memorize entire science textbooks. The only thing that Kyle is really interested in is the opposite sex; he readily will take chase after any attractive female that catches his eye, but his pursuits seldom lead to anything other than rejection. As with Korey, Kyle has a playfully antagonistic relationship with the well-behaved Ian; while he probably cares for the "doofus" deep down, the temptations to play off of Ian's gullibility and sensitivity are too much for him to resist most of the time.</li> <li>Korey Kelley (voiced by <a href="/facts/Matt_Hill/JSVwa38G">Matt Hill</a>) is Ian's other brother and the middle child of the three. Korey is a rather idiosyncratic individual because not even his own family understands him most of the time. Most of the time Korey seems lost in his own world. Despite this, Korey actually has a sharp mind and is often very observant – it seems he simply chooses not to be aware of his surroundings most of the time. Caught in the middle between his two brothers, as being the middle child Korey combines the niceness and sensitiveness of the youngest child and the laziness of the oldest to form his own personality. Although it's not shown as much, Korey (sometimes openly) shows affection and kindness for Ian and his other family members; however, this is overlooked quite a lot as he is often playing pranks with Kyle and is very lazy at times. A running gag is that Korey never removes his cap, even when he sleeps.</li> <li>Chopin (voiced by <a href="/facts/David_Kaye_(voice_actor)/qcLS8tv1">David Kaye</a>) is the Kelley family dog, a lap dog of indeterminate breed who is missing one of his hind legs. Ian received him as a gift when he was young, and it has since come out that Vicky, who cares deeply for deformed animals, told him that all dogs have three legs at the time. Chopin's role is mostly limited to physical comedy – an often-used gag is the fact that Chopin is unable to stay upright when he <a href="/facts/Urination/H4qYz02K">lifts a leg to urinate</a>.</li></ul> <h3>Other characters</h3> <ul><li>Tyrone "Ty" Washington (voiced by Dexter Bell) is Ian's best friend from the <a href="/facts/United_States/P0sCdLe5">United States</a>. Considerably more together than Ian, Tyrone often attempts to act as the voice of reason, although he is usually willing to go along with whatever schemes his friend cooks up. Tyrone is usually the one to pull Ian back to reality when one of his fantasies goes too far. His father is a 6'8" African-American basketball player. His mother is a 4'3" Asian nurse.</li> <li>Sandra "Sandi" Crocker (voiced by <a href="/facts/Tabitha_St._Germain/RVVo81G4">Tabitha St. Germain</a>) is Ian's other best friend. She is an athletic, short-tempered <a href="/facts/Tomboy/3yqj4ATH">tomboy</a>, and can physically dominate Ian and Tyrone easily. Together with Tyrone, Sandi often acts as a bemused sort of <a href="/facts/Greek_chorus/867Huqyl">Greek chorus</a> to Ian's antics. Her relationship with the boys is completely <a href="/facts/Platonic_relationship/n9pgFz3S">platonic</a>, although she once accidentally admitted that she expects Ian and Tyrone's friendship to be strained by fighting for her affections when they become older. There is, however, a slight romance hinted between Ian and Sandi.</li> <li>Eleanor Kelley (voiced by <a href="/facts/Patricia_Drake/1hk4Pj6j">Patricia Drake</a>) is Ken's patriotic mother from <a href="/facts/Scotland/VGwbbxB2">Scotland</a>. She speaks in a thick <a href="/facts/Brogue_(accent)/aVqwq88d">brogue</a> and can terrorize her entire family with little effort – no member of her family is willing to cross her. A clever joke is made of this in the opening theme at one point; Ian fantasizes his family as movie monsters, but Grandma Kelley stays exactly the same.</li> <li>Mary Menske (voiced by Christina Jastrzembska) is Vicky's mother. Being a doting grandmother, she is constantly pampering her family with hearty meals and tacky handmade clothing. She never approved of Ken's marriage to Vicky; she rather sees it as a result of a Gypsy <a href="/facts/Curse/VhHCHBXj">curse</a> on her family. Even after Ken and Vicky had been married for two decades, she still held out on hope for Vicky to get back with her ex-boyfriend Lubomir Wormchuk. She only gave her blessing to the marriage when she discovered that Lubomir had lost his teeth (what had attracted her attention in the first place).</li> <li>Odbald (voiced by <a href="/facts/Ian_James_Corlett/skELWeX8">Ian James Corlett</a>) is Ken's assistant at Kelley's Keyboards. A rural immigrant from the <a href="/facts/Netherlands/y8xn5stT">Netherlands</a>, he moved to Canada to escape a life of "polishing cheeses and carving <a href="/facts/Wooden_shoe/ra92k5cn">wooden shoes</a>". Odbald, despite being an adult, is very immature – leaving him in charge of the Kelley boys always results in disaster. Odbald is an expert in keyboards of all kinds, to the point that he becomes emotionally attached to them. Odbald is utterly devoted to Ken – or "Mishter Kelley", as he calls him – and often goes out of his way to aid Ken in tasks far beyond his duties in Kelley's Keyboards. Whenever Ken accidentally damages something, his stock response is to say "Odbald, could you take care of that for me?" Odbald lives in the back room of Kelley's Keyboards and has a proclivity for nodding off at inappropriate times and eating messily.</li> <li>Bill McCammon (voiced by <a href="/facts/Richard_Newman_(actor)/xaUYS8k4">Richard Newman</a>) is Ian's school principal at <a href="/facts/Celine_Dion/2tKuyIFR">Celine Dion</a> Middle School. He, along with Mr. Greeble, does not trust Ian (this sometimes is due to his imagination) and his family. Nevertheless, he does his best to set forward a proper education for the entire school.</li> <li>Mr. Greeble (voiced by <a href="/facts/Peter_Kelamis/hydQHqMy">Peter Kelamis</a> and Ty Olsson in his first appearance) is one of Ian's teachers at Celine Dion Middle School. He, along with Mr. McCammon, does not trust Ian (this sometimes is due to his imagination).</li> <li>Ronald Fleeman (voiced by Ian James Corlett) is the owner of a smoothie shop next door to Kelley's Keyboards (and Spa).</li> <li>Grace Chou Lam (voiced by <a href="/facts/Shannon_Chan-Kent/G3tpYDyY">Shannon Chan-Kent</a>) is an nerdy Asian girl who has a massive crush on Ian, and she is his friend.</li></ul> <h2 id="episodes">Episodes</h2> <h3>Season 1 (2005)</h3> <p>Season 1 episodes are directed by Andy Bartlett and Josh Mepham. </p> <table><tbody><tr><th scope="col">No.overall</th><th scope="col">No. inseason</th><th scope="col">Title</th><th scope="col">Written by</th><th scope="col">Storyboard by</th><th scope="col">Original release date</th></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">1</th><td>1</td><td rowspan="1">"The Kelley Boys and the Mysterious Lighthouse Mystery"</td><td><a href="/facts/Dennis_Heaton/0BmclgH7">Dennis Heaton</a></td><td><a href="/facts/Rob_Boutilier/CqzjWsmp">Rob Boutilier</a></td><td>April 26, 2005 (2005-04-26)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">After being pranked by his two idiot brothers, Ian sends them on a wild goose chase with a made-up treasure map.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">2</th><td>2</td><td rowspan="1">"Cyrano de Mille"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Gerry Fournier and Jason Horychun</td><td>May 3, 2005 (2005-05-03)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian is disappointed that he cannot see the horror movie, Hemorrhage II, so he decides to create his own horror movie—uh, romance movie—with help from his friends Ty and Sandi. Kyle offers to take him to see the movie on the condition that he uses his film knowledge to impress his girlfriend.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">3</th><td>3</td><td rowspan="1">"Piano Man"</td><td><a href="/facts/Edward_Kay_(writer)/wdeE8Xbr">Edward Kay</a></td><td>Marlon Deane and Brad Neave</td><td>May 10, 2005 (2005-05-10)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">It's Ken and Vicky's wedding anniversary, and Ian doesn't have enough money to buy his parents a gift. Ian secretly rebuilds a piano for pianist Royal Stilton in exchange for two tickets to one of his concerts.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">4</th><td>4</td><td rowspan="1">"Truth in Advertising"</td><td>Jeff Biederman</td><td>Joel Dickie and James Wootton</td><td>May 17, 2005 (2005-05-17)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Odbald has left for his family reunion, leaving Ken to have his sons work at the keyboard store in his place. To Ian's dismay, he gets the weekend shift when hardly anyone comes to visit. Ian strikes a deal with his father to escape his shift by creating a commercial to attract more customers.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">5</th><td>5</td><td rowspan="1">"Miss Tweenage Burnaby"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Dennis Crawford and Tim Packford</td><td>May 24, 2005 (2005-05-24)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">After seeing Sandi grow jealous of Tiffany during a school assembly, Ian persuades Sandi to enter the talent competition to outshine her.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">6</th><td>6</td><td rowspan="1">"The Greatest Story Never Told"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Rob Boutilier and Jim Miller</td><td>May 31, 2005 (2005-05-31)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">While doing a school assignment on his family tree Ian is unable to find his baby photos and comes to the conclusion he is adopted. Ian plans to leave his home in search of his true family.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">7</th><td>7</td><td rowspan="1">"Little Camp of Horrors"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Gerry Fournier, Jason Horychun and Dan Hughes</td><td>June 7, 2005 (2005-06-07)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">After convincing his parents to let him go, Ian heads to Werner Wolfenstein's film camp to learn more about filmmaking, only to discover it doesn't teach filming at all. Meanwhile, the Kelley family goes on a camping trip for vacation, only for various problems to arise.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">8</th><td>8</td><td rowspan="1">"Cool Status Quo"</td><td>Jeff Biederman</td><td>Russ Crispin and Brad Neave</td><td>June 14, 2005 (2005-06-14)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">After a series of incidents, Ian along with a group of nerds known as the Gifted Kids become popular earning the jealousy of his older brother Kyle. Kyle attempts to humiliate the Gifted Kids, but all his efforts only make them more popular. At first, Ian enjoys the attention he receives, but when he learns that he and the Gifted Kids will be sent to a school for smart students, he realizes that he will have to leave Ty and Sandi behind. Ian needs to work together with Kyle to stop this from happening.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">9</th><td>9</td><td rowspan="1">"The Kelleys"</td><td>Jeff Biederman</td><td>Joel Dickie and James Wootton</td><td>June 21, 2005 (2005-06-21)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">During a family movie night at the Kelley household, Ian accidentally destroys his family's home movies, upsetting his mother. Ian secretly films his family on video cameras to create The Kelleys, a reality show starring his family to make amends.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">10</th><td>10</td><td rowspan="1">"Catch Me If You Cane"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Dennis Crawford and Tim Packford</td><td>June 28, 2005 (2005-06-28)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian forgot to submit his history report by the due date. He bought himself some time by claiming that his report is a movie about the Old West. Unfortunately, Ian cannot work on his film because his father is forcing him to work at the retirement center. While working there, Ian meets Lorence Lipsits, an elderly man who offers to help him create his movie in exchange for being released from the retirement center.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">11</th><td>11</td><td rowspan="1">"Joust Kidding Around"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Rob Boutilier and Dan Hughes</td><td>July 5, 2005 (2005-07-05)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian wants to make a medieval movie and plans to use the civic festival of the annual Burnaby street fair for his production.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">12</th><td>12</td><td rowspan="1">"The Boy Who Cried UFO"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Todd DeMong and Jason Horychun</td><td>July 12, 2005 (2005-07-12)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian and his friends are punished by their teacher for making fun of an old public safety film, and they are challenged to create a superior safety film. Their film is a success, but when Ian shows it to his family, they believe it is a real alien message foretelling an alien invasion.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">13</th><td>13</td><td rowspan="1">"Once A Pawn A Time"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Brad Neave and Kent Webb</td><td>July 19, 2005 (2005-07-19)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian needs to complete some extracurricular credits to enter film school. He tries several different clubs, but none of them work out. Following Grace's suggestion, Ian decides to join the chess club.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">14</th><td>14</td><td rowspan="1">"Is There an Ian in the House?"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Marlon Deane, Dennis Crawford and James Wootten</td><td>July 26, 2005 (2005-07-26)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">While playing floor hockey at the community center, Ian trips and injures himself. Although he insists he is unharmed, Ian is sent to the hospital and must find a way to escape while avoiding a nurse who is determined to keep him there.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">15</th><td>15</td><td rowspan="1">"For Whom the Wedding Bell Tolls"</td><td>Ben Joseph,Franklin Young& Annika Hagen</td><td>Sherwin Macario, Tim Packford and Todd Demong</td><td>August 2, 2005 (2005-08-02)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">The Kelleys are asked to host a traditional Indian wedding ceremony for some old friends, but they must deal with Mata-Ji, the groom's strict mother, who insists everything must be perfect. Ian takes creative license to videotape the wedding ceremony.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">16</th><td>16</td><td rowspan="1">"Links for Love"</td><td>Annika Hagen& Paul Greenberg</td><td>Rob Boutilier and Dan Hughes</td><td>August 9, 2005 (2005-08-09)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Uncle Ian Kelly, a world-famous golfer known as the Golfinator, is coming to visit Burnaby for one of his tours. Everyone is excited for Uncle Ian's visit except for his brother Ken, who is jealous of his younger brother's success. However, after being thrown off his game by noticing a couple spending time together, Ian discovers that his uncle is lonely and decides to help him find a date. Meanwhile, Ken buys the Scudgebuster, a high-pressure water sprayer designed to help with cleaning the gutters, but he becomes obsessed with the power it provides and is fixated on making everything clean.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">17</th><td>17</td><td rowspan="1">"Show Me the Bunny"</td><td>Jennifer Whalen</td><td>Chez Batista and Jason Horychun</td><td>August 16, 2005 (2005-08-16)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian forgets to take out the recycling bin and switches it with his neighbour's empty one. However, the neighbour exposes Ian's lie in front of his family. Angry at being deceived, Vicky forces Ian to care for Mr. Lipsit's pet bunny, Mr. Fuzzy, as punishment to teach him responsibility. Ian is reluctant to do this because he has a fear of small animals stemming from an incident when he was younger. However, Ian soon warms up to Mr. Fuzzy when he discovers that Mr. Fuzzy is the perfect role for his monster movie project.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">18</th><td>18</td><td rowspan="1">"Ian's Louse-ey Day"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Tom Nesbitt and Kent Webb</td><td>August 23, 2005 (2005-08-23)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Tiffany invites everyone at school to her costume party, where they must dress up as their favourite childhood toy. Ian tries to avoid going to the party by claiming he lost his invitation, but his mother finds the letter and has already made him a costume. When Korey returns home from the ice rink with head lice from wearing a kids' helmet, Ian sees it as the perfect excuse to skip Tiffany's embarrassing party. However, all his attempts to catch head lice fail, and instead his entire family ends up with it, forcing them to deal with Grandma Kelly's old-fashioned home remedies.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">19</th><td>19</td><td rowspan="1">"Sask-Watch"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Dennis Crawford and Jorden Oliwa</td><td>August 30, 2005 (2005-08-30)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">The Kelley family are headed to a snowy mountain for some fun, though each of them have their own plans. Ken and Vicky head to a sweet chalet for a romantic getaway, only for Vicky to become distracted by a spoon collector convention. Kyle attempts to show off his snowboarding skills to impress girls, and Ian and Korey decide to hunt down the elusive <a href="/facts/Bigfoot/htf6c98P">Sasquatch</a>.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">20</th><td>20</td><td rowspan="1">"The Curse"</td><td>Victor Nicolle</td><td>Sherwin Macario and Tim Packford</td><td>September 6, 2005 (2005-09-06)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian and his brothers are forced to work overnight at the keyboard store by their parents as punishment for watching a scary movie. The boys skip their work, leading to an argument between Ken and Odbald. Odbald storms out in anger, leaving behind a threatening message. When strange occurrences begin the following night, Ian suspects Odbald has placed a Dutch curse on the store.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">21</th><td>21</td><td rowspan="1">"Snow Fun"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Tom Nesbitt and Kent Webb</td><td>September 13, 2005 (2005-09-13)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian is sad that it hasn't snowed in Burnaby for four years. His friends try to cheer him up by building a snowman in the school field, but Principal McCammon catches them in the act and punishes all three by making them clean the school's dirty laundry. When a snowstorm hits the town, Ian and his friends are left behind and trapped in the school. At first, they start to have fun, but soon their enjoyment turns dangerous as Ian begins to go crazy from cabin fever. Meanwhile, Ken, Kyle, and Korey must deliver an organ during the snowstorm to Mr. Eric, who threatens to curse them if they don't.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">22</th><td>22</td><td rowspan="1">"Bad Day at White Rock"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Chez Battista and Jason Horychun</td><td>September 20, 2005 (2005-09-20)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">The Kelleys are heading to their annual White Rock Beach trip. Ian isn't looking forward to it because the same things happen each year: Kyle chases after girls, Korey wreaks havoc, and his parents treat him like a baby. This year, however, Ian has a plan to change all that. As he begins to implement his plan, Ian suddenly finds himself stranded on a deserted island.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">23</th><td>23</td><td rowspan="1">"Crime-Corder"</td><td>Jeff Biederman</td><td>Tom Nesbitt and Kent Webb</td><td>September 27, 2005 (2005-09-27)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">After capturing footage of a thief in action, Ian becomes a video detective, recording crimes as they occur on camera. A rift begins to form between Ian and Tyrone when Ian refuses to consider Tyrone's ideas. The situation worsens when a beautiful girl asks for their help, leading to a rivalry between the two friends as they compete for her affection.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">24</th><td>24</td><td rowspan="1">"Band 'o' Bruthaz"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Chez Battista and Werner Marcus</td><td>October 4, 2005 (2005-10-04)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7"><p>A talent show occurs at the Royal Oaks Retirement Home. Kyle and Korey struggle to entertain the seniors with their music, but Ian is able to assist them by playing a popular soundtrack on CD. Their success leads the three siblings to form the group Band 'o' Bruthaz, a boy band that gains popularity through dancing and lip-syncing to music.</p>Note: The Canadian <a href="/facts/Rock_music/zBM2guyQ">rock</a> band <a href="/facts/Gob_(band)/WwUI55tY">Gob</a> guest stars in this episode. Their song "Ming Tran" (from their <i><a href="/facts/Foot_in_Mouth_Disease/p2FtJpdB">Foot in Mouth Disease</a></i> album) is also heard in the episode.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">25</th><td>25</td><td rowspan="1">"Hockey Night in Burnaby"</td><td>Jeff Biederman</td><td>Todd Demong, Dennis Crawford and Dan Hughes</td><td>October 11, 2005 (2005-10-11)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian meets <a href="/facts/Ryan_Walter/CNjpqr7F">Ryan Walter</a>, a retired hockey player and motivational speaker at the Royal Oaks Retirement Home. When Ryan mentions that the league plans to sell the GM Place Organ, Ian decides to buy it in hopes of meeting his favourite hockey team, the <a href="/facts/Vancouver_Canucks/PH9ILyFW">Vancouver Canucks</a>.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">26</th><td>26</td><td rowspan="1">"Planet of the Imps"</td><td>Brad Birch& Annika Hagen</td><td>Dennis Crawford, Todd Demong and Jorden Oliwa</td><td>October 18, 2005 (2005-10-18)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian wants to buy a new software program for his computer and asks his parents for it. They refuse to buy it for him because of its high price, insisting he find a job. At Sandi's suggestion, Ian decides to enter the babysitting business under the guise of opening a daycare. Although Ian is eager to work with twelve children, he soon becomes overwhelmed and realizes he has bitten off more than he can chew. Not helping matters are his two idiot brothers, who are intent on sabotaging him.</td></tr></tbody></table> <h3>Season 2 (2005–2006)</h3> <p>Episodes in season 2 are directed by Josh Mepham. </p> <table><tbody><tr><th scope="col">No.overall</th><th scope="col">No. inseason</th><th scope="col">Title</th><th scope="col">Written by</th><th scope="col">Storyboard by</th><th scope="col">Original release date</th></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">27</th><td>1</td><td rowspan="1">"SCREAM Because I Know What You Did to that Psycho Last Summer"</td><td>Vito Viscomi</td><td>Kent Webb, Tim Packford and Brad Neave</td><td>November 29, 2005 (2005-11-29)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">A trip to a theme park becomes dangerous when members of the Kelley family start to disappear.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">28</th><td>2</td><td rowspan="1">"Animal House"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Jay Horychun and Dan Hughes</td><td>December 6, 2005 (2005-12-06)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian Kelley makes an animal shelter video for class for his nature friendly substitue teacher. However, things get out of hand when people start bringing odd animals for him to take care of, which is too much for the Kelley house to handle. Meanwhile, Kyle is made to work as a janitor in the town's ferry boat.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">29</th><td>3</td><td rowspan="1">"What's Comb Over You"</td><td>Vito Viscomi</td><td>Dennis Crawford, Jesse Schilperoort, and Tim Stuby</td><td>December 13, 2005 (2005-12-13)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian acts old after discovering bad genes from his father while Ken starts to act young after fearing he's becoming old.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">30</th><td>4</td><td rowspan="1">"O Brother, Where Art Thou?"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Jos Humphrey, Eduardo Soriano, and Tim Packford</td><td>December 20, 2005 (2005-12-20)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">After performing a series of pranks on him, Ian believes he caused Korey to run away.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">31</th><td>5</td><td rowspan="1">"Morning Zoo"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Jos Humphrey and Eddie Soriano</td><td>December 27, 2005 (2005-12-27)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian and Dennis team up to perform the morning announcements.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">32</th><td>6</td><td rowspan="1">"Kelley vs. Kelley"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Andy Bartlett, Tyler Schroeder and Don Boone</td><td>January 3, 2006 (2006-01-03)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">After causing his mother's ballerina statue to be destroyed, Ian accidentally causes a fight between his parents. Ian has to set things right and get his parents back together.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">33</th><td>7</td><td rowspan="1">"Ian the Peckyhead"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Tim Packford and Kent Webb</td><td>January 10, 2006 (2006-01-10)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian becomes the school's new mascot.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">34</th><td>8</td><td rowspan="1">"Being Principal Bill"</td><td>Vito Viscomi</td><td>Dan Hughes, Tyler Schroeder, Dennis Crawford and Brad Neave</td><td>January 17, 2006 (2006-01-17)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">After Ian discovers a mysterious hole in his room that leads to his principal's mind.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">35</th><td>9</td><td rowspan="1">"Million Dollar $andi"</td><td>Vito Viscomi</td><td>Nelson Garcia and Don Boone</td><td>January 24, 2006 (2006-01-24)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">The school needs a new representative for the boxing match and Sandi's perfect for the role but the principal will not let her enter because she's a girl. So Ian and Ty disguise Sandi as a boy in order for her to compete.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">36</th><td>10</td><td rowspan="1">"Health Nut"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Dennis Crawford and Tim Stuby</td><td>January 31, 2006 (2006-01-31)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian starts to eat healthy after becoming sick. Grandma Kelley disciplines Kyle and Korey.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">37</th><td>11</td><td rowspan="1">"Behind Bars"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Dan Hughes and Tyler Schroeder</td><td>February 7, 2006 (2006-02-07)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian sells chocolate bars for a school contest and uses subliminal advertising to help him.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">38</th><td>12</td><td rowspan="1">"Out of Focus Group"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Tim Packford and Kent Webb</td><td>February 14, 2006 (2006-02-14)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian creates a popular film by giving the people what they want.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">39</th><td>13</td><td rowspan="1">"Ken Kelley and the Keyboard Factory"</td><td>Vito Viscomi</td><td>Don Boone, Nelson Garcia and Craig Wilson</td><td>February 21, 2006 (2006-02-21)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">After recovering from an accident, Ken decides to name Ian the successor to the keyboard store, much to Ian's dismay.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">40</th><td>14</td><td rowspan="1">"Kelley's Seven"</td><td>Vito Viscomi</td><td>Dennis Crawford and Tim Stuby</td><td>February 28, 2006 (2006-02-28)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian forms a group to help him find a thief who stole an old cheese sandwich eaten by a famous movie director.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">41</th><td>15</td><td rowspan="1">"The Good Egg"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Jos Humphrey and Jay Surridge</td><td>March 7, 2006 (2006-03-07)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian takes care of an egg for a school assignment but he becomes attached to it. Korey tries to find a job so he can earn money for a CD.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">42</th><td>16</td><td rowspan="1">"5 o'clock Snooze"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Tim Packford and Kent Webb</td><td>March 14, 2006 (2006-03-14)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian becomes a news reporter and meets <a href="/facts/Tony_Parsons_(presenter)/t6DwoqEv">Tony Parsons</a>.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">43</th><td>17</td><td rowspan="1">"Home Alone"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Dan Hughes and Tyler Schroeder</td><td>March 21, 2006 (2006-03-21)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian plans to get his family out of the house so he can watch the Happy Unicorns marathon.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">44</th><td>18</td><td rowspan="1">"Dorkbusters"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Don Boone and Jordan Oliwa</td><td>March 28, 2006 (2006-03-28)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian creates a group called dorkbusters to make humiliations for a profit.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">45</th><td>19</td><td rowspan="1">"Spells Like Teen Spirit"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Dennis Crawford and Tim Stuby</td><td>April 4, 2006 (2006-04-04)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian convinces his brother Kyle to enter for the school spelling bee.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">46</th><td>20</td><td rowspan="1">"Dummy Up"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Jos Humphrey, Nicola Humphrey and Werner Marcus</td><td>April 11, 2006 (2006-04-11)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">When Ian uses a puppet to tell jokes, he soon finds out that he is acting more like the puppet.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">47</th><td>21</td><td rowspan="1">"The Great Escape"</td><td>Vito Viscomi</td><td>Tim Packford and Kent Webb</td><td>April 18, 2006 (2006-04-18)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian tries to leave detention in order to buy a video game.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">48</th><td>22</td><td rowspan="1">"Ian Kelley's Day Off"</td><td>Vito Viscomi</td><td>Dan Hughes and Tyler Schroeder</td><td>April 25, 2006 (2006-04-25)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian, along with his friends from film camp, decides to skip school.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">49</th><td>23</td><td rowspan="1">"The Fifth and a Half Sense"</td><td>Dennis Heaton</td><td>Don Boone, Dennis Crawford, Jordan Oliwa and Tim Stuby</td><td>May 2, 2006 (2006-05-02)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">After hitting his nose, Ian finds out that he can smell the future.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">50</th><td>24</td><td rowspan="1">"Doofus"</td><td>Steve Sullivan</td><td>Dennis Crawford and Tim Stuby</td><td>May 9, 2006 (2006-05-09)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Korey becomes a television star performing dangerous stunts.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">51</th><td>25</td><td rowspan="1">"Hurry for Hollywood Part 1"</td><td>Vito Viscomi</td><td>Dennis Crawford, Tim Packford and Kent Webb</td><td>May 16, 2006 (2006-05-16)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">The Kelley family goes to <a href="/facts/Hollywood%2c_Los_Angeles/hF4zF5n6">Hollywood</a> in <a href="/facts/Los_Angeles/pyXpYEX9">Los Angeles</a>, <a href="/facts/California/zLW2vdQJ">California</a> for a vacation. Ian hopes to enter one of his videos for the "Project: Filmmaker" contest but can he get there in time when his father makes a few pitstops along the way? Meanwhile, Grandma Kelley and Grandma Menske have plans for the keyboard store.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">52</th><td>26</td><td rowspan="1">"Hurry for Hollywood Part 2"</td><td>Vito ViscomiStory by: Blair Peters</td><td>Jos Humphrey, Werner Marcus and Tyler Schroeder</td><td>May 23, 2006 (2006-05-23)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="7">Ian believes he can no longer enter the "Project: Filmmaker" contest when his movie is destroyed until his mother suggests he create a new movie.</td></tr></tbody></table> <h3>Season 3 (2007–2008)</h3> <p>Season 3 episodes are directed by <a href="/facts/Chad_Van_De_Keere/prGPWDMk">Chad Van De Keere</a>. </p> <table><tbody><tr><th scope="col">No.overall</th><th scope="col">No. inseason</th><th scope="col">Title</th><th scope="col">Storyboard by</th><th scope="col">Original release date</th></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">53</th><td>1</td><td rowspan="1">"One Week Later"</td><td>Dennis Crawford and Samuel To</td><td>October 17, 2007 (2007-10-17)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="6">Ian and the Kelleys return from their Hollywood vacation to find that things back home have changed. After winning the "Project: Filmmaker" award in Hollywood, Ian returns to Burnaby to discover that fame is fleeting. Disillusioned, he decides to start his own website where people can watch his original films. Problem is, no one's visiting his site. Meanwhile, Ken wants to tear down the seniors' Spa and replace it with his Keyboard Store – until he discovers how lucrative a Spa can be.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">54</th><td>2</td><td rowspan="1">"Midnight Madness"</td><td>Colin Jack and Steve LeCouilliard</td><td>October 24, 2007 (2007-10-24)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="6">Ian's excited because the night has finally arrived – a special midnight screening of Werner Wolfenstein's cult horror classic "Curse of the Wererat." But the only person that will take him to the late night show is Grandma Kelley. And while a comedy of errors threatens to keep Ian from getting to the theatre in time, Odbald and a few of his foreign friends try to reenact a famous Dutch historical battle.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">55</th><td>3</td><td rowspan="1">"Blah Blah Blog"</td><td>James Clow and Marv Newland</td><td>November 1, 2007 (2007-11-01)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="6">When Ian starts writing a blog for his website, his friendship with Grace is tested. Ian thinks his website needs to be more exciting, so he decides to add a personal blog. Unfortunately, he does not know how to set one up, so he enlists tech guru Grace to help him. Soon, Grace is writing the blog for the lazy Ian. And when he unwittingly embarrasses Grace, she decides to give Ian a taste of his own medicine. Meanwhile, Ken tries to raise money for his store by holding the first annual Kelley's Spa and Keyboards Jog-a-thon.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">56</th><td>4</td><td rowspan="1">"School Unfair"</td><td>Jason Horychun and Kent Webb</td><td>May 8, 2008 (2008-05-08)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="6">Ian loves the rides at the Annual School Fair. Too bad the rides do not love him – he's always getting motion sickness. So this year, Ian decides to lick his problem and cure his queasy stomach so he can go on all the rides he wants. But when the School Fair is sabotaged, all the clues point directly to Ian. Even though he swears he is innocent, Ian is banned from attending the fair. Ian must find out who's framing him so he can clear his name and go to the Fair.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">57</th><td>5</td><td rowspan="1">"Adventures In Kelley Sitting"</td><td>Colin Jack and Steve LeCouilliard</td><td>May 15, 2008 (2008-05-15)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="6">Ian needs to get his parents out of the house so he can complete his rather elaborate (and house-destroying) science project. His parents finally leave when Ian gets Reality TV's "Fanny the Supersitter" to oversee the Kelley boys. Unfortunately, his grand scheme backfires, and completing his science project becomes the least of his problems. While Ian is battling his new sitter, Ken and Vicky become walking zombies when they decide to keep the Spa and Keyboard Store open 24 hours a day.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">58</th><td>6</td><td rowspan="1">"The Ians"</td><td>Rodrigo Amador and Leah Waldron</td><td>May 22, 2008 (2008-05-22)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="6">Ian decides to hold his own amateur filmmaker awards called 'The Ians.' Even though he is an award-winning director, Ian feels he is being treated like dirt – he has a list of chores to do, and his brothers are constantly pulling pranks on him. When the head of the "GOLD MOVIE AWARDS" visits the set Ian's working on, everybody pulls out the stops for the movie bigwig. Seeing this, Ian decides to hold his own movie awards and finally get the respect he deserves. But Ian bites off more than he can chew, and almost ends up losing all his friends.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">59</th><td>7</td><td rowspan="1">"Winning Isn't Ian's Thing"</td><td>Jason Horychun and Kent Webb</td><td>May 29, 2008 (2008-05-29)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="6">Ian will do whatever it takes to win an award during the school's Kooky Sports Day competition. Celine Dion High is once again holding its annual Kooky Sports Day, where all the students compete in wacky events. While Korey, Kyle – and even Ken in his younger days – were Kooky Sports Day champs, Ian has never once won an award. But this year, Ian has a plan to change all that. Meanwhile, Vicky will do whatever it takes to make sure she wins the Store of the Year award and put the cocky Mr. Fleeman in his place.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">60</th><td>8</td><td rowspan="1">"Everykid 13"</td><td>Steve LeCouilliard and Mike West</td><td>June 5, 2008 (2008-06-05)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="6">Ian convinces Sandi to star in an internet video confessional on his website. Ian posts Sandi's personal video confessionals on his website. But through a technical mix-up, the video is of his dog Chopin with Sandi's voice over it. And while Sandi is embarrassed and angry at Ian, the webisodes become extremely popular. Ian has to decide what is more important – his friendship with Sandi, or a hit website. And because of a mix-up at Kelley's Spa, old people are convinced the sauna is a Fountain of Youth.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">61</th><td>9</td><td rowspan="1">"That's Ridonkulous"</td><td>Rodrigo Amador and James Clow</td><td>June 12, 2008 (2008-06-12)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="6">Ian directs TV commercials that make Tyrone a huge celebrity. When the local skatepark is threatened to be demolished, Ian decides he, Sandi, and Tyrone can quickly make money and save it. The three of them start a company that produces TV commercials. The ads are a huge success, making actor Tyrone a huge star. But Tyrone's success causes a giant rift in his friendship with Ian. And when Ken calls skateboarders a menace to society, Kyle and Korey bet they can turn him into a hardcore skate punk.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">62</th><td>10</td><td rowspan="1">"Ian Kelley Is History"</td><td>Jason Horychun and Kent Webb</td><td>October 4, 2008 (2008-10-04)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="6">A sleep-deprived Ian begins to imagine himself as famous historical characters. Ian has to write a paper on what he considers the most important moment in history. But while working on a movie set, Ian unknowingly consumes copious amounts of caffeine, making him a wide-eyed mess. During his battle with insomnia, Ian begins to stress over writing his history paper and he begins to hallucinate that he actually IS the historical figures he is thinking about. When he finally snaps out of his insomnia, he finds he is too exhausted to write his assignment in time to make the deadline.</td></tr><tr><th scope="row" rowspan="1">63</th><td>11</td><td rowspan="1">"An Ianconvenient Truth"</td><td>Andy Bartlett, Lyndon Ruddy, Drew Edwards, Mike West and Craig Wilson</td><td>October 11, 2008 (2008-10-11)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="6"><p>After learning about a Being Green contest, Ian is determined to win and make his dreams of fame and fortune come true. The only problem is that he still needs to come up with an award-worthy idea. Meanwhile, his mother Vicky plans to win the contest by neutralizing Kelley's family carbon footprint so she can meet <a href="/facts/David_Suzuki/ynM8qI4I">David Suzuki</a>, her eco-idol. To win the contest Ian will have to out-green kids across the country and even his own mother!</p>Note: This episode airs as either 2 half-hour specials or a single hour-long special. The hour-long special contains an additional minute of animation not included in the 2-part version.</td></tr></tbody></table> <h2 id="broadcast">Broadcast</h2> <p>The series first aired in the United States on <a href="/facts/Jetix/dpIDDB4w">Jetix</a> from September 15, 2005 to November 14, 2007 along with <a href="/facts/Carl%25C2%25B2/fSTlu9Cn">Carl²</a>. Then, the series aired on <a href="/facts/Qubo/peXqGaqw">Qubo</a> from September 19 to October 24, 2009, and continued to air on Qubo's <a href="/facts/Qubo_Night_Owl/an1sGx4G">Night Owl</a> block until March 25, 2018.<a class="footnote-ref" id="fnref:2" href="#fn:2"><sup>2</sup></a> It returned to <a href="/facts/Qubo/peXqGaqw">Qubo</a> on May 29, 2018, as part of the network's Night Owl Block until September 29, 2018.<a class="footnote-ref" id="fnref:3" href="#fn:3"><sup>3</sup></a> In 2012, YTV stopped airing reruns in Canada. <a href="/facts/Nickelodeon_(Canadian_TV_channel)/V0sjxPax">Nickelodeon Canada</a> aired reruns of the show from September 5, 2011, to August 30, 2013. Reruns continued to air on <a href="/facts/BBC_Kids_(Canadian_TV_channel)/NIx0BIdK">BBC Kids</a> in Canada until the network's closure on December 31, 2018. Then it returned on April 5, 2020, on <a href="/facts/Qubo/peXqGaqw">Qubo</a> until January 1, 2021, during the New Year and before its shutdown the same year by Ion. </p><p>In Australia, it aired on <a href="/facts/ABC1/LohxUkLh">ABC1</a>, <a href="/facts/ABC2/akhQNYmz">ABC2</a>, <a href="/facts/ABC3/YvbxrG98">ABC3</a> and <a href="/facts/KidsCo/4Mn5a6M9">KidsCo</a>. </p><p>In the UK, it aired on <a href="/facts/CBBC_(TV_channel)/coLp8mYX">CBBC</a>. </p><p>In India, it aired on <a href="/facts/Disney_Channel_(India)/5HTKm1eR">Disney Channel</a>. </p><p>In South Africa, it aired on <a href="/facts/K-T.V./2YXpzl8j">K-T.V.</a> </p> <h2 id="external-links">External links</h2> <ul><li><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20051031225219/http://www.ytv.com/programming/shows/being_ian/index.asp?showID=302">The Being Ian website on YTV.com</a></li> <li><a href="http://vswerks.com/">Ian James Corlett</a> (see Being Ian in the <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20060423233544/http://www.vswerks.com/orignalseries.html">Original Projects</a> section)</li> <li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0471989/"><i>Being Ian</i></a> at <a href="/facts/IMDb_(identifier)/uWrqVYVy">IMDb</a></li></ul> <h2 id="references">References</h2> <ol> <li id="fn:1"><p>Ball, Ryan (April 8, 2005). "Television Nelvana Nabs Studio B's Being Ian". Animation Magazine. Retrieved 30 May 2020. <a href="https://www.animationmagazine.net/tv/nelvana-nabs-studio-bs-being-ian/" target="_blank">https://www.animationmagazine.net/tv/nelvana-nabs-studio-bs-being-ian/</a> <a href="#fnref:1" class="footnote-back-ref">↩</a></p></li> <li id="fn:2"><p>"Being Ian". Qubo. Archived from the original on 2016-10-07. <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20161007164317/http://qubo.com/show/being-ian" target="_blank">https://web.archive.org/web/20161007164317/http://qubo.com/show/being-ian</a> <a href="#fnref:2" class="footnote-back-ref">↩</a></p></li> <li id="fn:3"><p>"qubo Channel Schedule 2009–2010" (PDF). qubo. Archived from the original (PDF) on 7 October 2009. Retrieved 13 March 2010. <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20091007184802/http://www.qubo.com/files/2009-10-qubo%20lineupOnePage2.pdf" target="_blank">https://web.archive.org/web/20091007184802/http://www.qubo.com/files/2009-10-qubo%20lineupOnePage2.pdf</a> <a href="#fnref:3" class="footnote-back-ref">↩</a></p></li> </ol>